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The Never Ending Theory
We here at Operation E.D.A.L.T.A believe that creativity happens strongly in groups. Therefore, we shall pull together to create the ultimate conspiracy. Each time a member logs on, they must write one more sentence to the conspiracy.
Daedalus and Icarus are supreme rulers of this site. Anything that they deem offensive (Cough Cough H-247 Cough Cough) or pointless (Cough Cough Victim69 Cough Cough) or stupid (Spike) will be dealt with accordingly. Ie, we'll tell the FBI what your real names are, and don't think we're joking...
You can add anything anywhere, but if you say something that could result in a nationwide hate campaign will be dealt with accordingly.
(Here come the legions of zealous working class mindless conformists. Run! Flee!)
[Icarus] I know that was you daedalus. No one else on this site knows what zealous or conformist mean.
[Spike] well it officially wasnt one of my stupid Comments
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[ICARUS] NASA are infact a self proffiting super corporation, who's main aim is to control the world.
[DAEDALUS] They grow ant farms in the Nevada desert who grow up to become cyber humans that can morph into giant ants.
[SPIKE] Not far from the Nevada Antfarm, Area 51 is also located, where aliens freely roam with anal probes.
[ICARUS] NASA, however, only store the aliens of little importance at Area 51, the truly powerful aliens are safely stored in Area 42 (Located in Ireland).
[DAEDALUS] In actual fact Ireland doesn't exist because on the plane or ferry to Ireland, the pilot pulls a release valve gassing the passangers and refilling their minds with fake memories of being to the country.
[SPIKE]The pilots then fly to Area 51a and claim it to be Ireland
[DAEDALUS]Then turn them into cyber morphing ant aliens to do their bidding.
[SPIKE]and then letting them take over the world with pointy Spears
[ICARUS] Nasa also known as Microsoft, Sky Digital and Ireland, are also responsible for a certain president getting into power... I mean, how else is he going to manage it?
[SPIKE]After making President the thing to do is take over Area 51 and using that as the new white house but only by avoiding the aliens with Anal Probes
[DAEDALUS] Underneath the white house lies a huge underground facility where they make all the weapons you see in Star Wars but have not revealed (nor intend to) to the public yet.
[ICARUS] The actual white house itself is also a farce, it is made our of cardboard and inside is a giant stage used to fake things like moonlandings and elections.
[SPIKE]The Elections held at the white house are only done by the Important Aliens stored at Area 42 (located in Ireland Supposidly)and that they try to become President of all the anal probeing Aliens in Area 51([ICARUS] Spike... no more talking yeah...).
[ICARUS] The moonlanding was infact a hoax, used by the government to convince the public that the moon was a big rock, where as in actually fact it is a hologram.
[Daedalus] Space itself is also a hologram, made to make the world feel small and insignificant.
[SPIKE]Everything is a Hologram including ourselves also the Anal Probeing Aliens at Area 51 are Holograms ([ICARUS] Spike... what did I tell you...)
[DAEDALUS]All holograms are generated by a central hub which is the only non-hologram in the universe.
[ICARUS] Also, the world IS flat, but the holograms give the illusion of a sphere (I don't know how, it just sounds good...)
[DAEDALUS] Its called a convex hologram generator.
[SPIKE]The Convex Generator is hidden in Area 51b (somewhere in Russia) and was built on a far away planet called Planet Area 51b and is maintained by the Cat Population.
[Daedalus]Though how something physical can be built by a hologram that it made before it was even built so it could build itself remains a mystery.
[Victim69] What that sentance means, Daedalus, remains a mystery. Also, we holograms have gained some sort of AI, and we therefore want to be sll powerful and rule over the cats who made us. We are at War on planet Area 51b.
[DAEDALUS] How does a convex hologram generator generate AI? How can a hologram think? Your right about the cat bit. Men evolve from some form of bacteria and women evolve from cats, apparently.
[Victim69] : shows how much you know.
[Icarus]??? I'm so confused. So let's recap...
"NASA breed giant, shapeshifting Ants that will grow up and take over the world. NASA also hide unimportant aliens in Area 51, and dangerous Aliens in Area 42. Area 42 is said to be in Ireland, however this is a lie seeing as Ireland doesn't actually exist. NASA use the Ireland farce as a means to turn tourists into shapeshifting ants.
NASA (also using a barrage of fake names) faked the election to get Bush into power. The white house is also a giant cardboard stage, where NASA faked the moonlanding and all that election stuff. Underneath the giant cardboard stage is a secret lab where all the weapons from Star Wars are being built.
The Moonlanding was faked by NASA because they didn't want us to know that the moon and the rest of space is infact a hologram. Not only is the whole of space a hologram, but the whole earth is one. Only one thing is not, this is called "The Central Hub" hidden in Area 51b, where all the holograms are projected from. The world is also flat however, the hologram presents it as a sphere. "The Central Hub" was built by the aliens living on a planet called Area 51b (Possible Spikes best comment to date... have you noticed how nearly all of his entries have mentioned Area 51, Area 52 or Anal Probing Aliens). Planet Area 51b is ruled by Cats. However, the cat's didn't take into account that these holograms (Us) would develop the perfect AI and ultimately rule over the creatures that created them."
[Daedalus] Okay then. That makes alot more sense now. In conclusion : meh
Never ending conspiracy MKII
[Spike]Hula Hoops are slowly going to take over the world and make Humans into Slaves
[Victim69] The Hula Hoops are the governments way of spying on us. The Hula Hoops sne dall the information of every suspicious move we make back to the secret room underneath where they make the star wars weapons, underneath where they fake moon landings, Behind the cardboard cut out of the white house. this information is then monitered by stupid americans who exaggerate the data and send it to our government and our gullible prime miniuster believes it.
[SPIKE]The Hula Hoops have also created a secret Organiseation called H.H.I.B (Hula-Hoops-In-Black) and are protecting themselved form the scum of the Earth (commonly known as the Aliens with the anal Probs from area 51)
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